Defending the caveman

So my wife decided to take me to this. I had no idea what to expect. I had all kinds of time to investigate on the web, but I never got around to it. Going to have to invest in one of those. So we head off to as my wife would tell me,("It's a play") this play. I get there and get a packet of information, including a postcard I can fill out, give back to them and they will mail it out to invite my friends. Great I'm thinking this thing is going to suck so bad. They want me to invite my friends to a lame event that won't be interesting to anyone. This is just amazing so far.So as we head into the I notice in the packet, the stimulating bit of information, telling me it's a 1 man play. I'm thinking to myself "does it get any better?"So I come up with the brilliant plan to sleep through it."Ssshh, be vewy,vewy quiet." As we sit down I see the theater begins to fill up rapidly. I'm thinking to myself, how many other guy's wives drug them here to share in my misery? Gonna be a lot of snoring goin on in here tonight. Then my wife looks over at me and says you're not going to sleep through this are you? Doh! No sweetheart, I wouldn't think of it. Shut up! And away we go! the play starts off with what looks like home movies and just about the time I think great, I start laughing.Then I continued to laugh and I laughed. It was probably ok, not really sure, because I was doing so much laughing until the movie stopped and this guy came out on stage. He starts talking and immediately I'm laughing. I imagine it was pretty funny, not really sure though because everyone around me and all the people were laughing. I twas hard to comprehend what was going on because of all the laughing.To wrap it all up, this show is amazing, If you have the opportunity to go and see it, don't hesitate. It is well worth the time and if you wait till after President Obama gets his government owned health scam into affect, you won't have to worry about the medical bills for the busted gut you'll have. A great show, see it
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